Wednesday, June 22, 2011
I am SHOCKED! SHOCKED I tell you!!! I couldn't believe my luck. I never win anything yet today, well today it seems like I hit the jackpot!
Where do I start? Well, let's start small and build up.
I won a free pizza. Yum, who doesn't love pizza? I won a free membership to a gym. That will come in handy after I eat the pizza.
I won a free week long vacation to the location of my choice. Wow! Pretty good huh? Where should I go? Paris? Italy? Ireland? I'm going to have to really think about this one.
Oh and guess what? A long lost love has tracked me down and wants to get together. How romantic! Maybe he can go on the trip with me.
As if all this isn't good enough, I won the lottery! Yes, that is right! I hit it big! I won $15 MILLION Dollars!!! I'm rich! I'm rich! I'm rich.
I am thrilled at all this wonderful news.
The only question I have is "Why did all this great news show up in my SPAM mail?"
Posted by Joanne Kennedy at 11:13 PM