Wednesday, June 22, 2011


I am SHOCKED!   SHOCKED I tell you!!!  I couldn't believe my luck.  I never win anything yet today, well today it seems like I hit the jackpot!

Where do I start?  Well, let's start small and build up. 

I won a free pizza.  Yum, who doesn't love pizza?  I won a free membership to a gym.  That will come in handy after I eat the pizza. 

I won a free week long vacation to the location of my choice.  Wow!   Pretty good huh?  Where should I go?  Paris?  Italy?  Ireland?  I'm going to have to really think about this one.

Oh and guess what?  A long lost love has tracked me down and wants to get together.  How romantic!  Maybe he can go on the trip with me.

As if all this isn't good enough, I won the lottery!  Yes, that is right!  I hit it big!  I won $15 MILLION Dollars!!!  I'm rich!  I'm rich!  I'm rich.

I am thrilled at all this wonderful news. 

The only question I have is "Why did all this great news show up in my SPAM mail?"